Shamus and Murphy

Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money between them. They could only raise a staggering sum of one Euro. Murphy said, "Hang on, I have an idea."

He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage. Shamus said, "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all!". Murphy repled, "Don't worry, just follow me."

He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky. Shamus said "Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't any money!!"

Murphy replied with a smile, "Don't worry I have a plan. Cheers!"

They downed their drinks and Murphy said, "Ok, I'll stick the sausage in through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth." The barman noticed them, went berserk and threw them out.

They continued this pub after pub getting more and more drunk all for free. At the tenth pub Shamus said, "Murphy, I don't think I can do anymore of this. I'm drunk and me knees are killin me!"

Murphy said, "How do you think I feel? I can't even remember which pub I lost the sausage in."