A man and his wife were in a court for their divorce case....The problem was who should get custody of the child.
The wife screamed and jumped up saying, "Your Honor, I brought the child into the world with all the pain and labor. The child should be in my custody."
The judge turned to the husband and said, "What do you have to say in your defense?"
The man sat for a while contemplating.... then slowly rose. "Your Honor, if I put a dollar in a Pepsi vending machine and a can of Pepsi comes out... whose Pepsi is it?? The machine's or mine?"
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