Sick Leave...

I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted 'crazy' he would tell me to take a few days off.

So, I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises....

My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing. I told her I was pretending to be a light bulb so the Boss might think I was 'crazy' and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked, "What on earth are you doing?"

I told him I was a light bulb...

He said, "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days".

I jumped down and walked out of the office...

When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her... "And where do you think you're going?!"

(You're gonna love this.... )

She said, "I'm going home too. I can't work in the dark".