Quotes for Deliberation

1. Whenever I find the key to success, someone changes the lock
2. To Err is human, to forgive is not a COMPANY policy
3. The road to success?? Is always under construction..
4. Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again neither does Milk
5. In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you don't need it
6. All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening
7. Since light travels faster than sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak
8. Everyone has a scheme of getting rich which never works
9. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried
10. You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side
11. Anything droped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccesible corner
12. As soon as you mention something; if it is good it is TAKEN, if it's bad it HAPPENS
13. He who has the gold, makes the rules ---- Murphy's golden rule
14. If you come early, the bus is late. If you come late the bus is still late
15. Once you have bought something, you will find the same item being sold somewhere else at a cheaper rate
16. When in a queue, the other line always moves faster and the person in front of you will always have the most complex of transactions
17. If you have paper, you don't have a pen. If you have a pen, you don't have paper. If you have both, no one calls
18. If you have bunked the class, the professor has taken attendance
19. You will pick up the maximum wrong numbers when on roaming
20. The door bell or your mobile will always ring when you are in the bathroom
21. After a long wait for bus #20, two 20 number buses will always pull in together and the bus which you get in will be crowded than the other
22. If your exam is tomorrow, there will be a power cut tonight
23. Irrespective of the direction of the wind, the smoke from the cigarette will always tend to go to the non-smoker