Men Never Listen....

In a Chicago hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied.

A nurse noticed his predicament. "Sir", she said.. "You may use the ladies room if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall."

He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised no to touch! Each button was identified by letters: WW, WA, PP and a red one labeled ATR. Who would know if the touched them?

He couldn't resist... he pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon his bottom. What a nice feeling he thought. Men's restrooms don't have nice things like this.

Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside. When this stopped, he pushed the PP button.

A large powder puff caressed his bottom adding a fragile scrent of spring flower to this unbelievable pleasure. The ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is a place of tender loving pleasure.

When the powder puff completed it's course, he couldn't wait to push the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy. As soon as he did, he was immediately knocked out by an excruciating pain.

Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed and a nurse was staring down at him. "What happened?" he exclaimed. " The last thing I remembered was pushing the ATR button".

The nurse answered, " The ATR buttons stands for Automatic Tampon Remover. Your testicles are now in this jar, sir".

MEN NEVER LISTEN, DO THEY?