Dating Different Types of Chics....

Yes folks, loooooove is in the air with Valentine's Day around the corner.....

Just another 11 more days from today when Cupid decides to start shooting arrows at those 'already' couples to move another step up the ladder of love and lucky singles who happen to be in the right place and the right time look across the floor to have their eyes lock in with each other.

What is love??? For someone like me who has no experience what so ever in this category (yah... I'm what people here call a 'andartu' which means anak dara tua or old virgin)... I'm still waiting for my knight in shinning armour to come and whisk me off into the sunset on his white steed. Yes yes... I've been watching too many fairy-tales and reading too much romance novels but what can a girl like me do la...

Anyways, to all those 'single' and 'available' here are some pointers on dating different females of different races....

Chinese Piaomei

First Date - You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens

Second Date - You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Again, nothing happens!

Third Date - You usually don't get up to third date because you are smart enough to realise that nothing is ever going to happen.

Indian Minachi

First Date - Meet her parents

Second Date - Set the date of the wedding

Third Date - WEDDING NITE

Malay Minah

First Date - You get to kiss her good night

Second Date - You get to grope all over and make out a bit

Third Date - She moves in...... One week later her father, 4 mothers, her 18 sisters, her 20 brothers, all of their kids, her 16 grandmas, her father's girlfriend's mother and her 268 cousins ALL move in.

But don't worry - You can repeat this 4 times... ;-)

White Mary

First Date - You both get drunk and have sex

Second Date - You both get drunk and have sex

20th Anniversary - You both get drunk and have sex

Arab Al-Khatijah

First Date - Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends and the entire Arab community finds out

Second Date - You are shot dead

Third Date - Not Applicable

Happy Valentine's Day!!!!!! (hehehehehehehehehheh...)

p/s - this is just a joke...no harm intended to all my chinese, indian, malay, english, american and arabic friends and readers....